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I am the youth of today. Ooga Booga! Hey there, i'm Desmond. I'm 18. My wife (according to me, at least) is Silkyyyy. She just likes me for my body. There, your wish is granted, Silkyyyy; i'm still a bit paranoid about my face, so.
How do you think you will look in 5 years?
I think i'll look the same, except for my hair. My hair has gone through a dramatic darkening process my entire life. Like age 0-9 I had white hair, age 10-15 I had blond hair, 16+ i've had brown hair, and i'm expecting black hair soon.
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat's a funny fact about you?
I had to redo my final project in Painting class because my first attempt was "too inappropriate".
I painted a creepy looking guy peeking over the edge of the painting, and it says, "I can see down your shirt" (they put the final paintings in the tiles of the ceiling).
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat is your favorite movie scene? Why?
Mine is when the dog growls from The Omen. Mainly because the dog looks funny and I laugh whenever I see it, and plus it sounds awesome.
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat band name do you think is best?
My friends and I are starting a metal/rock band. It's not gonna be that screamo or brutal death metal stuff, just Industrial-type metal that you can understand the lyrics (kind of like Rammstein):
Carthage
Rusted Nemesis
Detestament
Or do you have suggestions?
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoIf Polls & Surveys went down for whatever reason, what other category do you think you would be most useful?
I'd probably be most useful in History, lol. When it comes to history, i'm a nerd.
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoIs it bad if my fantasy is a large, drunk blond German woman?
Dressed like a viking and makes really good sausage...Mmm.
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoCan you pass my difficult quiz?
1. When praying each day, Muslims face in the direction of Mecca. Why?
2. What strange decree about men and women did Confucius implement while he was governor for the short time he was?
3. The Apollo mission took 3 men to the moon, but only 2 walked on the moon. Which astronaut didn't walk on the moon?
and finally,
4. There was a dynasty of China that was under the Mongol rule (the Khans). What was it called?
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat was the last thing to make you laugh?
For me, I was watching this Stalingrad video on Youtube, and I looked at the top comment.
"The greatness about this movie is that it tried to find some ounce of humanity in fascists; that even fascists cannot be rid entirely of their humanity. War is anti-human, and anyone advocating it is anti-human scum. And why is war fought? For the PROFITS of Krupp Stahl, IG Farben, Thiessen, Siemens, GE, GM, Standard Oil; for the minority that profit from the loss of the majority. So long there is capitalism there can be no peace!"
Lol, communists aren't fascists, those political parties are actually opposed to each other. This comment had 24 thumbs ups, and I couldn't help but laugh at how many stupid people there must be xD
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat is your favorite kind of weather? Why?
BQ: what is your least favorite?
I like foggy weather. It gives everything a mystical look, and it's nice & cold.
BQ: I hate warm or hot weather.
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat is your random fact of the day?
In 1949, Popular Mechanics Magazine predicted that computers in the future would weigh no more than 5 tons.
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat is your favorite song?
Mine is Laichzeit by Rammstein; not for the lyrics, of course.
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat is your religion (20 characters)?
I belong to the church of Inglip. HAIL INGLIP!
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat is something odd about you?
I always wear 2 pairs of socks at once, because my feet get cold easily and I hate having cold feet.
15 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoCan you give me a smile and fill my heart with sunshine? Why or why not?
Don't make me tickle you
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat was the last feat of bravery you did?
I killed a spider, and it made me feel like a man
-flexes muscles-
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoYou open your door and find me in front of it, laying in a basket and dressed as a baby. What do you do?
-chews and drools on the blanket-
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat is a random fact about you?
I'm a certified first responder (i'm trained in CPR, use of a defib., emergency carries and drags, use of an epipen, and checking vitals).
16 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoGrowing up, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I at first wanted to be a cowboy (typical, right), and then it turned into Pizza Hut employee, because the TMNT liked pizza.
15 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years agoDid it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear -snort, snort-
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys9 years agoWhat's a quick way to get rid of bruises?
Kind of hurt my arm the day before yesterday and it's all bruised. How can I get rid of them quickly?
4 AnswersPain & Pain Management9 years ago