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I have to do a persuasive speech and I want it to be super funny best i could come up with help me out and read through it fix it if you like thanks guys :)

Shampoo, 60% of this class knows what I’m talking about but there is that 40% who have never heard of it. I bet you’re all wondering why I am blabbering on about shampoo… well guess what I’m not going to tell you yet. What is shampoo? Shampoo is a liquid preparation containing soap for washing the hair according to Google, but we all know shampoo is not for washing your eyes. In this speech I am going to be talking about shampoo of course but why we should use it and how it affects us?

First point, Have you ever seen people walking around scratching their head in public, doesn’t that make you say LOL look at that kid, well that’s because there not using shampoo or the right kind of shampoo. There is two reasons why there scratching their head first one head lice which we will cover later, second one dandruff this is the main culprit, again 60% of the class know what dandruff is but 40% are sitting here listing to some kid blabbering on about shampoo and subconsciously scratching away at their noggins. What is dandruff? Dandruff is small pieces of dead skin in a person's hair, according to Google, I know I know it sounds very disgusting, but you have it too, by know most of you have touched your head at least twice. Dandruff causes your head to itch it’s very annoying but avoidable and how to avoid? Use SHAMPOO...

Second point, Hair fall, have you ever scratched your head and seen a whole lot hair fall in front of you, well I bet you 40% have. Hair fall is a common problem faced by many people above the age of 30, some under 30. But us teens also suffer from hair loss, it doesn’t mean you’re going bald it just means your loosing hair all because you’re not using Shampoo. So what’s the fix? SHAMPOO. Now the information you’ve all been dyeing to hear the statistics, for men hair fall occurs at around 37 so how many more years is that (Count in your fingers) well most of us guys are 14 so that’s 23 years so the boys in the 40% enjoy you’re 23 years of hair. Now girls I have bad news… for women hair fall occurs at the age of 34 so that’s 20 years good luck but don’t forget they make wigs made from the nicest shampooed hair. So how do you keep your hair forever?? Use SHAMPOO…

Third and definitely not the final point, greasy hair the 40% have it, now I bet all of you are looking around trying to find the 40%, for those who are all in good time. What is grease? Oily or fatty matter, in particular, according to Google, so let’s use our brain, Grease plus Hair = Fat coated hair, so now we have people walking around with fat on their heads. This is definitely avoidable but most people choose not too, in the book outsiders the greasers enjoyed having fat on their hair. But for you who want to know how to remove the fat from your hair?? SHAMPOO.

Fourth and maybe the last point, Head lice, head lice is the most annoyingly painful animal on earth, ok I lied the second most we all know what mosquitoes can do. Head lice have terrorized innocent heads since 600,000 B.C all those poor people scratching their heads. How do you avoid head lice? KNIT COMB, HEAD LICE MEDICINE & SHAMPOO.

Ok that’s enough for today (Laughs Evilly) I mean (Laughs Evilly) I was hoping to finish off here but according to persuasive speech regulations I need a conclusion… Here it is, All these points are useless without shampoo which I will cover in the next speech.

So kids and 40% remember to wear shampoo and be safe.

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