Paprika←

Dude yahoo answers is like a totally pimped out myspace haha! Anywhoo talk about me?? what can i say? umm ok, sooo once upon a time there was a man who fell in love with a woman, they crossed the mexican border ILLEGALLY, got married, had a baby girl named her Salt, had another baby girl, named her Paprika (that's me..lol) Time went by and the man and woman became American citizens. Moved the family to Chicago sent the girls to Military academy, Salt graduated and left poor Paprika alone with the sometimes evil spice-naming parents to fend for herself on her senior yr! Woot Woot! The end. I'm boring. Make me smile and i'm effin awesome. Height: Tall-ish. Weight: umm healthy? Real Name: Michelle (call me paprika or i'll punch u). Favorite Quote: "I'm looking at your face and i just want to smash it..your soo damn pretty!" Job: I work for a secrect Santa Agency where we fight crime alongside our psychic Dinosaur friends with candycandes. =] Talk to me. unless ur a stalker or a molester.