Phil

After nearly every mass shooting gun sales surge and the NRA sees its membership numbers climb. These new NRA members become further indoctrinated in reactionary politics, insuring a steady stream of fanatical Republican voters.

Is it possible that this is by design? Is it possible the NRA and GOP provide weapons and resources to "crisis orchestrators" who they then direct to carry out mass shootings in order to keep this cycle going?

After the Holocaust we said Never Again. Now in 2014 AD the spirit of Nazism returns. Grown men play with horse dolls and watch cartoons for five year old girls. These activities used to be illegal in most states and the idea of them now being America's Favorite Pastime aming the pedophiles would leave our grandfathers rolling in their tombs after seeing how these bronies have so gravely abused the freedoms they fought and died for on Normandy Beach against the Japanese.

What can be done to stop this new spirit of Nazism?

Obama is a great and holy prophet and clearly resembles portraits of Jesus Christ. However, since he is a Muslim he can't be Jesus. I was thinking though is it possible that God has sent a Jesus just for the Muslims and he is Obama?

PRAISE BE TO OBAMA

Evolution says that monkeys had sex with humans to create us. That is racist and gross. Evolution also says that dinosaurs ruled America before humans, which is a lie because modern scientists have proven that dinosaurs never existed and their fossils are actually the corpses of fallen angels. Why then in light of all this proof do so many socialist Americans cling to their evolution religion?

My favorite president is Obama because his wife is super hot. Much hotter than that bag Nancy Reagan. Yucky.