Captain Happy Pants

Are you intelligent? Do you have a sense of humor? Can you think outside the box? Are you easily offended? Have you ever ridden a llama? Are you over 18? If you answered yes or no to any of these questions, you may enjoy my 360 page. If it offends you at anytime, you shouldn't have read that one. I make no claims or promises to the veracity of anything I write, some shipment may occur during settling. I can't believe you're still reading this. Objects on the mirror should be snorted. I am not a blogger but I play one on 360. If you get offended by anything I say, stab your screen.