Efnissien

When I'm not plotting the overthrow of governments, I read more than is probably healthy for me. So figured might as well put it to use. I'm slightly crushed that my discovery of how to travel through time and space has been scientifically rubbished. I honestly thought that finding myself naked, confused, several miles from my last known location and with several hours unnacounted for, was some manifestation of time travel and totally unrelated to the amount of Guinness consumed. (also, why do I always seem to be in possession of traffic cones when I wake up?) I also wonder what happened to all the Polymaths of the world...and did they take all my matching pairs of socks with them...