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Why does the BFO (Bigfoot Observation Team) try and get DNA samples from Michelle Obama?
They rent hotel rooms right after her in hopes of obtaining samples. Why are they doing this?
4 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoIs Micelle Obama and Patrick Ewing siblings?
She's got 60 lbs on him and he has a few inches on her. Other then that they look like they could be twins.
5 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoShould an Obese person, Michelle Obama, be preaching to anyone else about the evils of obesity?
The White House stopped letting pictures be released showing her hips because everytime she walked to the Marine One helicopter it looked like Michael Vick was holding a dog fight in her drawers.
Come on Michelle-lose about 100 lbs on each hip then maybe you can start telling kids to eat better.
12 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoIS Osama Bin Laden undercover as the U.S. First Lady?
Hasn't been seen in a long time. It is almost as if he disappeared from the face of the Earth. Disappeared around Jan. 2009.
I think a shave and adding a few hundred pounds he'd pass reasonably well for Michelle Obama.
Maybe it's actually Osama taking all these lavish vacations and eating hundreds of pounds of Lobster while most Americans suffer. Osama's ultimate revenge. Question is: Where did the real Michelle Go? I know she said being the First Lady was "Hell."
4 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoDid the White House staff have to widen all the chairs for Michelle?
Large hips-small chairs not good. IS that why Barack went to all love seats in the Oval office?
6 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWhy does Michelle Obama consider being the First Lady "Hell?"?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...
Is it because as First Lady she is forced to interact with "whitey?"
1 AnswerPolitics1 decade agoWhat political ideology called our troops returning from Vietnam "baby killers?"?
Liberals or conservatives? Curious?
5 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWhy does Michelle Obama "Hate being First Lady?"?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...
Is it because she is forced to associate with "whitey?"
1 AnswerPolitics1 decade agoWhy would Liberals need Obama care with a sedentary lifestyle?
Sitting on the couch all day eating Cheetos and watching the View and Jerry Springer. Surely they couldn't hurt themselves bad enough to need a doctor visit.
Maybe only employed conservatives should be covered.
12 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWhy does Michelle Obama "Hate being First Lady?"?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...
Is it because she is forced to associate with "whitey?"
1 AnswerPolitics1 decade agoWhy do people mistake Patrick Ewing (former Knicks Center) for Michelle Obama?
Michelle has like 3 inches and 40 lbs on him. I see a faint resemblance-but I could tell the two apart.
6 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWhy did Brack's Grandma say she saw his birth in Kenya?
http://obamacom.blogspot.com/2009/08/obamas-grandm...
Did she mistake him for one of his 23 siblings or 245 cousins?
1 AnswerPolitics1 decade agoWill you respect President Obama when he admits he is a Muslim?
Knowing he would have never been elected if he hadn't claimed he was a Christian.
Do you think it was ok for him to hide his faith?
28 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoHas any other First Lady ever written essays about how they hate other races like Michelle and "Hate Whitey?"?
Michelle made quite a few "Hate Whitey" essays in college and I was just curious if there were other First Ladies who were up front with their racism?
4 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWould you listen to an obese woman (Michelle Obama) talking about the problem of Obesity?
When your pushing 300lbs as a woman, I'd think you'd first want to be able to discipline yourself and push away those extra helpings of Lobster before you start preaching to the unclean masses.
22 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoCan one Sasquatch pollute a large body of water with fecal matter?
Trying to figure out why Martha's Vineyard beaches are closed.
5 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoIs Janet Reno Chelsea's real dad?
Chelsea does take after Janet's looks.
6 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoIS this the first time a sitting president has aided the enemies of our nation?
Can't think of any others who have betrayed their nation. But of course--he never thought it was his in the first place. In barry's mind America is what is wrong with the world.
23 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWhy did it take so long for Obama to give his "I am a happy Muslim" speech?
Shouldn't he have admitted the truth during the campaign?
5 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoCould Michelle have saved the money from her vacation and helped all of Barack's poor relatives?
Barack's brothers, Uncles, Aunt's, Cousins live in very squalid consitions. Leaky cardboard/grass huts. Not enough food and lacking in nutrition.
Shouldn't Michelle send them some money and help out her family instead of living the lavish lifestyle?
10 AnswersPolitics1 decade ago