Can u plz help me compile a list of standard answers to the most commonly repeated questions?

In order to "eliminate noise" perhaps we could post a list of answers ( or questions and answers) that have appeared more times than we can count

I 'll start off with a few
1. PreCum can get u pregnant
2. No body knows how many licks there are to a tootsie pop
3. The steelers will win the supebowl.
4. Get antivirus/antispyware software ( help my computer is really slow and ...)
5. HIV can only be transmitted through body fluids other than saliva( Can I get HIV by...)
6. your turn

2006-02-13T18:02:07Z

ah yes jimmy, but I'm looking for answers

Anonymous2006-02-13T22:18:07Z

Favorite Answer

If you're under the age of 20, stop worrying about what we typically call "baby fat."

Diet and exercise will produce results.

If you're under the age of 30, you should stay single.

If you're under the age of 15, you shouldn't be worried about having a g/f or b/f.

If you're under the age of 17, and you're still a virgin, stay that way.

If you're scared that you're pregnant, maybe you should have thought about that before you spread your legs.

Exes are exes for a reason.

Shut up & go do your homework.

You can't MAKE someone love you; it just happens that way.

If your kids are disrespectful, knock some sense into them.

I'm sorry, WHAT???

YES, girls like it.

YES, men like it.

NO; it is illegal, immoral, and impractical.

No, I will not make out with you.

hahahahahahahaha miss me? :-)

Anonymous2006-02-13T17:55:03Z

Ah sorry.

mmmm

Tupac is dead
yes precum can get you pregnant
5000 licks source: my cat
whats the best spyware thing: microsoft, adaware, spybot
what's the best anti-virus: avg, avast
solve whatever: do your own homework
how do I clear my search history: lol you look at pron
Yahoo messenger is broken: reinstall it
I like this guy and he doesnt know I exist: long essay
I want to get married but Im only x: Wait until you're married
Am I pregnant if: go to your doctor if you're unsure, just take a cheap prenancy test
What do guys think of single moms: We dont want to deal with someone elses kids, rather have our own
How do I get child support: No one ever answers
How do I stop my kid from wetting the bed: You cant, they have to develope control of their urinary tract
How can I make money online for free: (spam)
How do I lose 500 points today: Diet and exercise.
How do I gain weight: eat
How do I lose weight after pregnancy: Diet and exercise


so many repetitive posts I've seen... Im tired of listing/thinking about it

Sinthyia2006-02-13T23:37:25Z

what came first, chicken or the egg?
anything about male organ size
does god exhist
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck...
how old am I by my picture
islam violent/why hate us
those cartoons and where to find it