Being tasered and having that broadcast on national tv, or being tied to a chair, kept awake, and forced to endure the musical stylings David Hasslehoff for 72 hours straight?
2006-06-08T08:53:06Z
X...I just love your answers!! they make me snark stuff out of my nose... which is way sexxxxxxxxy let me tell you!
?2006-06-08T08:41:57Z
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being tasered would be painful and maybe a little embarrassing, but there is only a .075% chance it would kill you, whereas the 72 hours of Hasslehoff musical stylings would certainly cause either a immediate stroke or aneurysm
I would rather be tasered on national TV, as horrifying an experience as that might be, I think I would survive in the end. And even if it did kill me, at least it would be a relatively quick death. Being forced to listen to the Hoff on the other hand would equal a very certain, agonizing, and slow painful demise...just thinking about it makes me wanna cry.
gotta agree with X&Y! i could stand the pain and humilation of being publicly tasered.....but being tortured with david hasslehoff....i'd rather have root canal done!