I hope this will make you laugh?
An old man was sitting on a
>>>bench at the mall when a teenager with spiked hair in all
>>>different colours including green, red, orange, blue and yellow
>>>walked up to the bench and sat down. Every time the teenager
>>>looked up he saw the old man staring at him.
>>>The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
>>>timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
>>>
>>>Without batting an eye, the old man replied.... "Got drunk once
>>>and had
>>>sex with a peacock.........I was wondering if you were my son