A guy walks into a bar on the 20th floor of a building and a stranger sitting next to him says, "You're new around right? I bet you 100 dollars I can jump out of that window and survive." The man thinks, "Hey this is easy money i'll do it." So the stranger jumps out and a couple of seconds later he's back on the window sill. The new guy asks, "How the hell did you just do that?!" The stranger says, "Ok, since you're new I'll tell you a secret. Below the window is a very strong fan that can send you back up. How about I pay you your 100 dollars back if you jump off." The new guy decided he wanted his 100 dollars back and trusted this guy so he jumped off and fell all 20 floors and died on contact with the concrete. The stranger took his seat back at the bar and the bartender said, "Superman you can be such an a$s when you're drunk."

Guy walks into bar..... funny or not?

Anonymous2006-11-24T11:39:27Z

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hee hee!!

Superman was terribly bored with fighting crime, so one Friday night he decided to go out on the town to have some fun for a change.

He dropped by Batman's house. "Hey Batman," he said. "Wanna' go out tonight?"

"No, I can't," replied Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime."

"You loser," said Superman, and he flew away in disgust.

He then decided to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he said.

"I'd love to, but I can't," replied Spiderman. "My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime."

Superman, all disgusted, quipped: "You loser. Go ahead--stay home on a Friday night and fix your damned web-slinger."

He again flew away.

While flying around the city looking for something to do, his super vision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle!

Superman thought, "Hey, I'm Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she'll never know the difference!"

Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"