Have you heard some jokes from that Muslim stand-up comedian?

Here's some of them:
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Good evening gentlemen... and get out, ladies.

On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "Occupied."

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None!
They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestenians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
Because it's just a stone's throw away from Israel...

...And finally:

Heard from a Palestenian girl who says to her mommy:
"After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"

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Haha.

It's all in jest, Omar, so... Okay, your turn.

Peace be with you!

Anonymous2006-11-29T21:12:49Z

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That is genius. Thank you for being so cool as to share the humor.

Ray Mystery2006-11-29T21:22:33Z

If you are a Muslim you may ponder upon this point:

Westerners have these things called stand up comedian jokes. This stand up comedian jokes are acceptable to westerners and may have become part of their cultures.

Most of these jokes touch on sensitive matters such as religion and races. They mock religion and races as to make the story funny.

From Islamic perspective, religion or belief system is a serious matter and therefore a Muslim should not make or tell a stand up comedian joke anything involving religion or belief system.

Remember that not all westerners cultures are good for Muslims.

arleta2016-10-13T14:04:44Z

Watch Pablo Francisco's first instruct on YouTube. he's donning a sort of gray shirt and the historic past is pink and techno. Or watch Dane prepare dinner the place he's donning a black tank precise and the drum at the back of him has his call. yet Pablo Francisco can do a action picture preview guy voice sooooo sturdy. very almost all the adult males in my classification do this. it is comedy.

Almana2006-11-29T21:26:22Z

I was just wondering if you before me think that Muslims have not heard of comedians - or are you just speaking of those that do not live in the U.S/Europe?

In any case, as a Muslim, I am not offended directly by these jokes. There are jokes about /everyone/. I'm just afraid jokes do not mask a real hate for something..?

covered beauty2006-11-29T21:35:33Z

lol. its funny. muslims are starting to make fun of what others think of them. ive heard diffrent ones.

im black and a muslim, when i get pulled over by the police, i get two tickets.

a person comes up and asks do u mind if i ask u a questions
the muslim dude says go ahead
he say are u a muslim that holds hostages
the muslim dude says no brother just u

when people look at me they look at me like i was responsible for 9/11.....7-eleven maybe

people look at me thinking im the evil twin brother of bin laden. well u can thats not right so u can call be bin laughin

american wonder why some muslims hate them. im an american and im gonna find out why....i have internet access.....so i go on google and i read something that goes like this......hello mr. buuuush...ya georgeeee....how r u....im fine.....i just wanted to teeeeeellll u that we love ur hollywood movieeees and we love ur coca cola and ur bebsi and we love ur macdonalds big maaaac and we love to dhrive ur big hummeeeeeerrrrrrrr....but i have one question......why do u kill us....hello....georgy....hello....lets burn their flag.

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