Cricket Joke?

Dissapointed with England's cricket?

BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."

ALI G2007-01-12T01:42:12Z

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He he he , good one

Badboy0072007-01-12T11:36:08Z

Another Cricket Joke
Graham Smiths Girlfriend phones the Wanderers Cricket Stadium and asks to speak to Graham Smith.
To Which the operater replies Im sorry but Graham Smith is Batting.Its okay I will hold replies Grahams Girlfriend!!!.

music_lover2007-01-12T15:06:22Z

lol! that was very funny! It is too shameful a time for english cricketers and fans. Pity their state!

and badboy007's joke on Graeme Smith was also too funny

Arun J2007-01-12T19:00:12Z

hey that was funny joke.. hey watch out no england cricket fan don't want to see this... they gonna kick u out

Anonymous2007-01-14T15:11:15Z

Ha ! ha! when climate change gives us your weather and you get ours then keep the punchline and change the country .
P.S . Where do the Kiwis post their questions ?

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