So I decided I would get a book from the library called, ‘How to Hold Up a Bank’. The plan didn’t go too well and when I got back to my car, I figured out why. The subtitle was ‘A New Way to Control Soil Erosion.’ Will I ever learn??
That reminds me of something that happened earlier. The other day my friends and I had a hugging contest. Everyone I hugged said my hugs were too unmeaning and cold. So I found a book in the library titiled,"How to Hug" but is wasn't until I got to the 2 chapter when I found out that it was the 9th volume of a set of dictionaries. @->-->-