Do all Jokes & Riddles contributors love the environment?

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Probably not! All the jokes and riddles ever known have been posted at least 3 times. But some of them as still funny!...Show more

This is just a dream. After some years, Bill Gates dies okay. When he goes to heaven he meets Titanic ship's creator. He joins with him and turns to be his friend. The lord of heaven gives Gates a week's time to think and tell what all needs in heaven to enjoy. Mr Gates found that Titanic ships creator was given 8 Bungalows, 4 Rolls Royce Cars and much more. So Gates decided to ask double the properties of Titanic's creator. He goes to Lord and says his recommendations.


But the Lord offered him only 1/2 of Titanic'c creators properties( I mean things properties). Gates got angry and asked the Lord. My Lord I gave my whole life to this people, my inventions were only for people. I made money but I donated equally and Honestly. Whereas Titanic ships' creator din do anything other than a huge Voyage, but why did u offer me 1/4 of the things Which I asked you...........

Lord says: My dear boy, Titanic Ship Crashed only once, whereas your Windows Crashed more than once resulting in People's Ange. So I did this. But now Bill Gates got his Bills till his Gates....Show more

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Maybe this one, because it's soooo cheesy lol:

Two cats had a race across the English Channel. One was called one two three cat and the other was called un deux trois cat. Which one won?




One two three cat, because un deux trois cat sank

(Say it out loud if you don't get it lol)...Show more

No, no one does....Show more