Only through sacrifice will you reach heaven. Are you ready?
Christians seem very concerned with the fate of everyone else's souls. It seems to be their highest concern to convince others to do what they believe they must to get to heaven. As an Aztec priest, I've never believed in this myself, and never really thought of preaching to anyone. But you know, Christianity has been a successful religion, so maybe there's something to this. I don't really believe my religion is the only way, but since many people seem convinced that their beliefs (whether Christian, atheist or whatever) are the best or only way, maybe that's the only way to communicate with people about religious ideas.
I just wanted to let you all know that the only way to get to heaven is to be sacrificed, or die during a flowery war for the glory of the gods. Since no flowery wars are currently being waged to the Aztec gods, your only chance of paradise is to be sacrificed. Are you ready to undertake the selfless act of sacrifice to recieve heaven the glory of the gods?
Of course this isn't in the Bible. The Bible is just a collection of mythology from a completely different part of the world, just as the Aztec mythology I got this from is. And, by the way, there is plenty of sacrifice in the Bible.
Of course I know what happened to the Aztecs - their culture got destroyed, and their people enslaved and culturally raped in the name of your "loving" Christ.
David, I am not of middle eastern descent. If there is only one god who sent his only son and only message of truth to one tiny part of the world, what kind of sense does that make? Until the Spaniards could make their way to Mexico and convert the native populations through violence, no one there would have even a slight chance of going to heaven if your religion was the one truth. In fact, the majority of the world would have been condemned to hell through sheer inability to be exposed to the belief in Christ for over a millenia after his death. Is that the best system an all knowing purveyor of the universe can come up with?
Scapegoat and Rev Kev, I'm glad that at least two people were intelligent enough to get this.