Let's Talk?

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don''t know sh*t?"

Anonymous2007-06-12T07:37:30Z

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thats a good one

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Kamunyak2007-06-12T07:26:37Z

Heh. Cute.

anch492007-06-12T07:27:16Z

Now that is a good joke!! Kudos!

SR.REPUESTO2007-06-12T07:38:50Z

Fair enough!!! Lol!

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