Star if you think this is funny - Cindy & the Frog?
Cindy, goes 2 the pet store in search of an exotic pet...
She notices a box full of frogs w/ a sign that reads:
Snatch Eating Frogs Only $20 each! Money-Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
Cindy buys one and Ralph, the store owner instructs her to carefully follow the instructions.
Once home, she follows the instructions: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into on a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs & put the frog down "there".
To her surprise, nothing happens! Cindy is totally frustrated & quite upset. She calls the pet store and Ralph says he'll be right over. He had other complaints earlier.
Cindy welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything
according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there".
Ralph, looking very very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"