End Of Child Support?

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...............



I'm so glad that this is my last...damn child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those damn payments!



So I called my girl to come over to my house, and when she got here, I said to her, "Daughter, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last damn check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to tell me the expression on her face."



So my daughter girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the Mom had to say and what she looked like.



As my daughter walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"



"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy..."

tbaz4us2007-07-06T08:54:18Z

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this is really funny! A star for you!

Anonymous2016-05-17T10:18:11Z

Val, yes, in all of Texas you can terminate your right as a parent. I agree that $300 is nothing in the form of child support, her is the math: $300 divided by 30 days this covers: Food - 3 meals a day clothing - at least one pair of shoes, underwear, clothes and other necessities. shelter - 30 days per month baby sitters and or school... All this at a cost to you of a mere $10 a day and you don't get up for the child when the child is scared or ill. You don't drive the child to the sitter or school (which means you don't share the gas cost). You have father a child out of wedlock and now that innocent child will have to always wonder why their father abandon him with a mother who the father thinks is "insane". Nice job. Did you ever think that the mother of your child needs the money on time because she has bills to raise your child. Step up to your responsibilities and pay YOUR CHILD Support. It sounds like that is the least you can do. Get a modification, go to court and let the courts garnish your wages; I think in your state the mother has to agree to the termination rights first. Even if she got a million dollars from the government or anywhere else has nothing to do with you or your responsibilities; nor does her relationships. I think if you tell a Family Law judge your justification including the one night stand part may increase your responsibilities just to teach you a lesson on reckless abandonment of your sperm. That is why condoms are free. You are a father whether you like it or not.

tigger2007-07-03T00:50:27Z

Funny.

Anonymous2007-07-03T00:52:32Z

LOL , I like the twist of the story

chloe1st2007-07-03T05:48:24Z

LOL Ouch.....now thats gotta hurt

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