Does anyone have a 1 minute comedic monologue?

I am going to a fine arts camp this summer and need a 1 minute monologue to audtion on the first day. I whould perfer it to be comdic and something that not everyone has.

2007-07-08T17:09:56Z

I need one that is writtin in script or prose form

?2007-07-08T17:21:07Z

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Well... I was on one audition ... I had to make one scene in 30 seconds...and I passed that audition.... I was pretending that I am one stupid cop who doesn't know anything... You can pretend too... just find one person from your life or from a movie, TV show or something like that, and imitate that person... Of course you can add few things in that imitation ;)

Anonymous2007-07-09T00:08:24Z

You need to insult yourself with a straight face. Talk about things like having diarreah, crabs, being stupid, saying stupid things to boys, falling down, etc.

Hi everyone. First day at camp--has anyone else caught crabs from the beds? Those things don't sit well when the scrambled eggs are giving you the runs. In the middle of talking to a cute boy, I had to really run. How can I explain why I was in the bathroom for 15 minutes? etc, etc....................