Who wants to hear a yo mama joke?

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Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Those are some of my favorite ones....Show more

Yo mama is so nasty that she's have been given extra clap than an auditorium. Yo mama is so grimy that that she grew to become into banned from a sewage facility because of the fact of sanitation concerns. BQ: What did the banana say to the monkey? no longer something. Bananas do no longer talk lol BQ2: McDonalds lol ew, i know...Show more

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!


Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."


Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning....Show more

dats waz funny az hell.......Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery

Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy gas....Show more

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to EVERYBODY...Show more