Ok.....So I have my tattoo gun and I finally figured out where the bullets go....?

I've crushed up every gel pen I can find and I have my ink (I can't wait to shoot someone with the glitter ink). Now I'm working on the sign for my trailer door and "Scratcher" sounds so harsh.....not to mention politically incorrect..... What I need from you good folks is an alternate word (or description) for what I do......
PS The winner gets a free tattoo!!

Thanks ;)

Lela S2008-01-23T16:45:07Z

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I've got it....

Rider Insane (that's your new tattoo name)
bringin' the pain
got my tat gun loaded
hep cases have exploded
Leaving lasting impressions
with my lasting infections
no the pros don't
think I'm a jerk
cause they'll get paid
to cover my work
Trading tattoos for bl*wjobs and crack
Rider Insane is definitely the mack


**when I win, I want a skeleton ripping out of my skin like with a rebel flag and I want my baby daddy's name in tribal--you know so you have to really look at it to see the words and then I want a dolphin under it with some cherries sticking out of it's mouth with the word Juicy and I want it all to be in sparkle ink! Thanks!

tatt_bratt2008-01-23T21:56:32Z

Inkin' Stinkin' Skin Shredder

thisisme2008-01-23T23:31:39Z

"Cheap Tattoos"
Owned and Operated
by a professional Scratcher

Maybe you could start by giving a two for one deal so you can get some couples to come in. you know how when you first start dating someone you always want to get their name tattooed on your arm.

۞ Vixen ۞2008-01-24T02:47:45Z

Just name it "The Grind"

I totally have my free tattoo picked out already... I want a totally sweet tribal armband with Taz or something saying "These Colors Don't Run!"

kristina8072008-01-23T23:05:49Z

GLITTER TATWOOS - CHEEP!

OOOOh a free tattoo? What to get, what to get....well, I did see this one "symbol" on top of a menu at this Chinese resturant...it looked VERY cool and I was told by another person that if I just added this one line to it it is actually my name!

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