dumb bloundes FAVORITE JOKE?!!?!?! mine is....?

Favorite Answer

This is like this one:

A burnette rings at a blondes door and the blonde answers it with two red ears.

Burnette: why are your ears red?
Blonde: i was doing the ironing and the phone rang and by mistake i lifted the iron and it burnt my ear.
Burnette: what about the other ear?
Blonde: The stupid bastard called again!

another one:
A blonde got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

Another:
A blonde wanted to repaint her living room so she bought paint and began. When her friend walked in she was on the ground panting and sweating with the paint brush in her hand. her friend asked her what she was doing and she replied: It said on the tin "for best results put on two coats".

ANOTHER!!:
A blonde, burnette and red head where walking in a forest and a leprechan came up to them and gave them a mirror. he told them that if they said something true about themselves to the mirror they would get a wish. If it is not true they would dissappear. So the first up was the red head, she looked in the mirror and said "i think im the most beautiful" *POOF* she disappeared.
Then the burnette came up to the mirror and said "I think im the smartest ever" *POOF* She disappeared.
The blonde was last and she said "I think-" *POOF* she too disappeared.

Sorry too many, but it was loads of fun writing them out lol...Show more

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: She believed him....Show more

A blonde is out for a drive with her boyfriend when they come across another blonde out in the middle of a field sitting in row boat. "Look at that will ya?!" she said to her boyfriend. "Pull over!"
So he pulls over. She gets out and starts yelling out to the blonde. "Hey stupid!! Your the reason us blondes have a bad reputation!! I ought to kick your ***!!"
The boyfriend says, "Well, why don't you go over there and kick her ***?!"
"I'll tell you what," the Blonde says, "If I could swim, I would!!!"...Show more

A blonde was trying to do a puzzle, and when she couldn't get anything, she started to freak out , so she called her boyfriend.
"Hello?" Said the boyfriend.
"I need help with a puzzle!!! I AM FREAKING!!!!" Says the blond.
"Well, what is it supposed to be?" He said.
"The box looks like a tiger..."
"Okay, don't do anything, I'll be there ASAP."
When he got there, he gasped, then said......








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"Okay, just calm down, and put down the frosted flakes..."...Show more

A blonde hurried into the hospital emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?," the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor? "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off the tip of your finger?"

"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First, I put the gun to my chest, and I thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these; I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened; I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So, then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."...Show more