Senior Married Ladies Only......Can you stand another joke?

This 55 year old woman went to get her annual physical one day. Her husband came home to find her topless and bouncing up and down on the bed. He said "What is going on here?" She replied: " My doctor said that I have the health and the firm breasts of an 18 year old....I'm so happy!!! She continued bouncing up and down on the bed...Smiling and laughing... Her husband asked (scarcasticly, with a sneer) "What did he say about your 55 year old a*s?"
"Your name NEVER came up" she replied.

c504play2008-03-11T16:43:02Z

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love it will tell it at the next senior get together

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?2016-05-28T10:50:34Z

This is a good joke about Irish twins and it is not offensive whatsoever: A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '65." "This is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '65, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?," he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

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?2008-03-11T16:54:42Z

Love it! Just read it to my husband. His comment was .... "No comment"! lol

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FL Girl2008-03-11T22:32:18Z

LOL Very funny!

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Patricia M2008-03-12T11:10:24Z

Love it, got any more?

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