Things I hate about EVERYone!!! Must Read lol!?
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their rear-end to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, nimrod?
Some people need to have a sense of humor, it is just a joke! I thought it was funny someone sent it to me and I liked it!!
Get a ******* sense of Humor!! If you really didn't like it, you shouldn't have read it or even commented!
I did't put the question mark yahoo did. It is a joke not a question, Obviously!!
It is sad and funny lol, that people are taking these jokes so seriously I guess they are gulity of everything on here and the truth hurts lol! As for me there arewa few I am gulity of like 1,2,5,8, and 9. I thought they were Hilarious! And No I don't hate people!