Things I hate about EVERYone!!! Must Read lol!?

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their rear-end to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, nimrod?

2008-04-04T07:48:56Z

Some people need to have a sense of humor, it is just a joke! I thought it was funny someone sent it to me and I liked it!!

Get a ******* sense of Humor!! If you really didn't like it, you shouldn't have read it or even commented!

2008-04-04T07:52:31Z

I did't put the question mark yahoo did. It is a joke not a question, Obviously!!

2008-04-04T08:00:27Z

It is sad and funny lol, that people are taking these jokes so seriously I guess they are gulity of everything on here and the truth hurts lol! As for me there arewa few I am gulity of like 1,2,5,8, and 9. I thought they were Hilarious! And No I don't hate people!

Anonymous2008-04-10T17:37:32Z

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Kris L2008-04-04T07:38:29Z

I have thought the same thing many times, but I do always ask 'May I ask you a question' of clerks in stores ... this gets their attention toward me, not toward folding clothes or adding numbers or something else. I also say I need to ask a 'really stupid' question, because for some reason when I say that the person I'm asking always thinks I'm asking a very intelligent question ...
As for the last question, I have just missed many busses by being across the street when it went by, and have been waiting there for fifteen to thirty minutes, and I would like to kick the questioner in the teeth when they ask if the bus has come yet ... for the same reason. Sometimes, I will tell the person every OTHER bus that has gone by as a way to get my 'small anger' out ... but find that the bus they wanted is the one that left three minutes before their arrival. What gets me is they seem to think I should have 'held' that bus for them, even though I've never even seen them before. Those people aren't just 'stupid' ... they are so self centered I wonder why they don't 'drive' ... right off a cliff!

Bob Thompson2008-04-04T07:36:05Z

I agree with everything with the exception of the 2nd one.. Getting up to look for the remote once sure beats sitting directly in front of the TV to change the channel for hours on end. Its not like you stay on the channel for more than a few seconds anyway.

Of course, the remote IS always in the last place you look....

~*lil jordy*~2008-04-04T09:09:28Z

Thats really funny! And true.

I have never read this anywhere before.

After re-reading this, I have probably done some of those things, haha!

Anonymous2008-04-04T07:38:15Z

funny i wish i had one of my own but right now can't think of one. i totally agree with 7 & 9 and never heard them before; clever but i disagree with 8 i mean life is short wouldn't you want to live to 300 rather than 70?

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