Heard about Boudreaux and the game warden?
You probably heard this one before, but I still think it's good...
Boudreaux went fishing one afternoon, and on the way back with his catch ran into the Game Warden.
"Boudreaux, I can tell before I even count'em Your WAYYYY over the limit. Once I know just how many You got I'm gonna write you a ticket."
"But Warden, I wasn't fishin' !" claims Boudreaux.
"Then what are all those fish?" the Warden asks.
"Them are trained fish, I took them for a workout in the lake. They do backflips and stuff & come right back to My bucket."
The Warden says "Yeah, right. This I gotta see. Lets go down to the lake."
At the lake Boudreaux dumps all of his fish in and then looks blankly at the Warden.
"Well, Boudreaux, Let see these trained fish of Yours do thier stunts." the Warden demands.
"What fish?"