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☺Please star if you find it funny,♦ I got this from a friend, please don't copy & paste!! I find it very drop off the chair when reading funny...LMAO!!!♦

 These are from a book called Disorder in the American
courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of
staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

                ATTORNEY:  Are you sexually active? 

                WITNESS:      No, I just lie there. 


ATTORNEY:  Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? 

                WITNESS:      All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

 ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken?

                WITNESS:    Are you kidding me?

Surviving on love · Accepted Answer

Oh **** thats hilarious!! loooooooooooooooool thanks for sharing! :)

Canadian,Eh? · Answer

lmao good one

a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady.he says to her boy u have a big a$$...she goes...why you.....and starts smacking him around.he goes in the mens room...fixes him self up....combs/fixes his hair.....straightens out his glasses...puts his teeth back in etc. He goes back and sits beside the same lady.He says to her....boy u got small boobs.....she says do i really...hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger.She says how. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off....take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs...she says omg...do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it...it worked on your big a$$ didnt it.....






so theres this doctor that did circumcisions.After many years he decides its time to retire.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets. He says to his friend"wallets!? Is that all i get after all these years!?" His friend says"Relax my friend.You see its not just ordinary wallets. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set." 


The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative.He seems to be doing ok now..... I guess." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy?? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not?? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!....."

EGLAF_III · Answer

Funny, but it's hard to tell where one starts and another begins.  Took me a little bit to figure it out.

preety princess · Answer

lol
that was funny!!!
hahaha

have a star!!

jeed_nathan · Answer

awsome

Anonymous · Answer

hhahah!! great! lol...hehehehe....keep up the good work!

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