what's your most embarassing or funniest story?

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I know one of your embarrassing times. Aasking a question and no one answering :P...Show more

well the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to me was this: me and my hubby went to our sons school.I was running late and i had to poop.My hubby said hurry up and go.I shouldve listened to him but figured id wait till i got home since we werent going very far.It was very icy that day.On the way home id slip and every time id slip,id lose control and poop.I was walking as fast as i could to get home.I had like 12 houses to go and i slipped and fell so hard that i totally lost control and crapped so bad it wasnt funny.I cried uncontrollably and my hubby helped me up.Our neighbor happened to be walking close by and saw me fall.The smell was just terrible.As soon as i got home our dog just started sniffing at my sh*tty butt and i had to push her off and headed for the tub.boy what a sh&tty day that was for me.I can sure talk and laugh about it now but at the time it wasnt funny at all.
I was never so embarrased and humiliated in all my life.I learned a big lesson that day.When ya gotta go,ya gotta go and dont put it off either.
The end of my sh*tty story lol...Show more

**** that Matthew fella!We shouldn't answer his questions!


Well one is where I farted in public!

K jus jkin!...Show more