Help, important horse questions!?

How can I convince my parents to buy me a horse?
What should I name it?
Tell me everything you can about owning a horse and EXACTLY what I'll need for one.
What do horses eat?
I think I'll get a yearling, doesn't that sound great?
Do you like my horse, do you think it's pretty?
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Why does my horse keep kicking me?
Why does my horse keep running me over?
Help me make him quit bucking!
The bottom half of my horse's leg is missing and he is bleeding profusely--what should I do? (I'm not taking him to the vet so don't even suggest that...)
Oh yeah, and what the the answers to Level 1 Howrse?
Thanks.

SIGH.

2008-07-30T11:13:28Z

Haha "barbie watch out" and "doing the clue mating dance"...HILARIOUS

Devilsadvocaat222008-07-30T09:20:10Z

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You forgot -

What colour headcollar,numnah boots ?
How can I stop him biting me - I won't smack him it's krewel
There's this girl at the barn who is mean to me
If I breed my lame mare with the donkey down the road what colour will the foal be ? and don't tell me there are lots of foals because I don't want them I want one all of my own and will keep it for ever and ever.
How much does it cost for everything I will ever need
Can I keep a horse in my shed/outside toilet/garage/yard/caravan
is a quarter of an acre of mud enough ?
Is slawter Krewel ?

***Head-desk,head-desk***

rasheeda2016-05-23T07:37:24Z

I think $240 is a fairly decent price, considering it's partial board. Grain prices depend on what brand you buy. Ask a vet what they would recommend for how much work the horse would be doing. Vet bills can differ depending on if your horse gets sick or colics. My horse's shot fees are around $200 a year, he gets all the ones you listed. Some of those are done once a year and some are needed twice. Your vet will tell you which ones are needed. My farrier fees are only 30 dollars every 6 weeks (I just get a barefoot trim), if you got shoes it will be around 80 dollars every 6 weeks. You need to find out how much pasture turnout you horse would get and how big the stalls are, etc. Does this include blanketing during winter seasons. Those type of basic questions. Normally Partial board means you actual feed the horse at least one of his meals per day, either morning or evening. The manager will give you the list of what the boarding entails. All in all this sounds good, just make an appointment to ask the manager/owner of the barn to give you a full run down. If you can call any of the boarders that can give you more info, like the atmosphere and attitudes of everyone at the stable. Hope this helps, Good Luck! : )

Lady Godiva2008-07-30T09:20:33Z

1. cry... it always worked for me!
2.beans. . . cause it looks like a huge bean with for sticks sticking out from under it.
3.oh well, just need a saddle, bridle and some burshes...it dont cost that much and you only need one year of riding lessons and you'll know everything!
4. omg! that is such a GREAT idea! you can start riding it and it'll last for years longer then a 5 year old or heaven forbid you get a 12 year old horse!
5. THAT HORSE IS SO PRETTY! YOU ARE SO LUCKLY ... for get the cowhocks and the backwards neck, and the fact the shoulder looks horrid.. but the color is so pretty! it's a great horse! and you can dress it up!! barbie watch out
6.well dont stand behind your horse silly! that way they cant kick you.
7.oh well just put a stronger bit in the mouth when you're leading him around and he'll stop that annoying habit.
8.oh well i cant help you there, maybe you should just get a new horse?
9. oh just let the horse out in the field to relax some, i'm sure it'll be fine by tomorrow.
10. answers: 16.5 hands, brown and white horses are bays, and the oldest breed of horse is the quater horse.

*sigh* omg those questions like were like so like hard!?!*

LOL nice question. (that not too many got the point of)

edit: *head-desk**head-desk* not the fact that you asked this question, but the fact that anyone thought you were seriously asking these questions is what makes my head hurt

slaintefive2008-07-30T11:08:03Z

Hypnotize them
Pretty Pretty Princess.... Killer for short
Just grass and your love....no they don't need shelter
Horses eat sugar cubes and apple.... just not after midnight because they turn into gremlins
Yearlings are great!! They are soo cute that they will never hurt you or your little kid who will have it as their first horse... after all it is better that they grow up together!!
Your horse is sssooooo pretty!!! Purple is so his color!
Kicking, running and bucking are all ways that your new yearling says thanks for the carrot @ 1:30 am!
Horses have 4 legs so that they can lose one.... its science.
#1 Portugal
#2 belt sander
#3 gremlin
#4 72.3% of the time
#5 no, never
#6 tuesday afternoon
#7 only in december, but never after christmas
#8 lifejacket
#9 vet? what use are they?
#10 Your right... these questions really point out how little the populous knows about the care of horses. Too bad really..... Why doesn't anybody crack a book and learn?

black bunny2008-07-30T10:12:58Z

1. GET A JOB and STOP WHINING!!
2. Butt Ugly...or Walking Nightmare...maybe Pig Eyes
3. I can't help you because what you need...IS A BRAIN!
4. Hay would be a start...you'd know that if you HAD A BRAIN!
5. Sounds great...two critters with the same mentality...
6. No I do not...that's why I suggested the name...Butt Ugly.
7. Because you are in the way
8. Because you are insignificant in the horse's mind.
9. Chain cement blocks to his feet
10. Enter him as a pirate in a costume class.
11. It is actually spelled H O R S E....again...GET A BRAIN!

Some just won't get a clue...
They couldn't get a clue even if they were standing in a field of clues...covered in clue musk...and doing the clue mating dance...they would remain clueless.....

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