He never goes to the shop where you need them, he sits at his damn desk and surfs the internet and annoys people with his lameass "stories" He can't pick up his feet?
babby celeste: he is the least hot person on the planet...he's salesdouche #1
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Go to work early tomorrow, soak the area around his desk with water. ut a space heater face down in said water. When he sits down plug it in, the steel toed boots should keep him dancing for a little while. It makes me angry that those people waste my good air on themselves.
p.s. If you could video and send I would appreciate it, as I enjoy watching the "Oxygen Abusers of America" suffer.
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When he's standing at a desk, go behind him and knee him in his 'knee pit'. He'll fall backwards a bit. Just help him down with a well placed elbow to the chest. THEN pretend it was an accident.
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Steel toe running shoes. LOL
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Begin putting Taco Bell hot sauce packets in, around and on everything he owns.
A few at a time, don't rush it.
Soon he'll have hundreds of sauce packets, as if they multiplied on their own.
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What a annoying little bugger eh? I say you knock him down steal his boots and beat his face in with them