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When I saw this for the first time I fell out of my seat at the theater
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sounds stupid but, my grandma has this garden that is full of weeds and horrible smelling flowers and looks really tacky. Before i went inside mum was like this place is a mess. We sat down for tea and grandma was like "i have had so many people commenting on how lovely my garden is lately" and i nearly peed my pants with laughter and tears were rolling dwon my face, thinking about how ppl could even lie like that...i dont know if it was one of those days, but i thought it was so funny at the time :P
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This final weekend my chum have been given incredibly below the impact of alcohol on the club and found out he exchange into going to puke. He ran as rapid as he could in direction of the bathing room and actually of puking in the lavatory puked in the lap of a guy in a wheelchair. real tale. I laughed my *** off. Now that i think of approximately it although that's not probably humorous....
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A joke that was posted by theduckisback a few days ago.
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When my brother chucked my phone and hit my friend in the head with it.