As events will have it, I grew a large quantity of genuine nearly dry nose hair which keeps extruding from both my nostrils. First I build a over sized Cello with a rapid retracting nose hair gearshift to make the sounds variable. Also I had a ship rope made of it, to see the limits of human grown sebaceous gland strength at its glory.Anyhow I got kind of weary with the follicle issue.
Or should I make camouflaged tents for the middle east out of the goods?
Serious help only.
Loosey™2008-11-21T10:15:09Z
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I am concernced about the "almost" dry nose hair. I would recommend the camouflaged tent line of goods since the middle east is extremely arid. Once completely dry, the tensile strength of said nose hairs will improve, and can be converted from a pup tent to a hammock quite easily. Furthermore, you will be helping our troops by giving them the option of either shelter or rocking helter skelter in their hammocks strung between two date palms. It's about the only dates they'll get over there, ya know.
By tying the hair from your nose to that growing on your toes you can gain employment as the Teutonic hobbit sun lounger. You just lay around on your back with your legs in the air. No different to what you do now except you get paid.
Good Morning....They make these electric trimmers just for you! Every two weeks I make bird sounds to my husband, this means at any time the birds whom have not yet figured out to go south will flock and nest in his nose if he does not use his trimmers! Fourteen years later I find myself still making those bird noises! They can be found at any beauty supply store or drug store. I am sure they even carry them at Walmart.
I would consider crochet more than one needle would prove too dangerous for the nose holes I can definitely foresee trouble if you knit one you may pearl too many nose gems and cause frontal lobe brain damage.
Braids as charming as they would look are too fiddly.