How do I get into Mordor?

if one does not simply walk?

Klaus2009-01-07T09:52:27Z

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Go there where Obama rules.., and you have arrived to Mordor...

So.., location and time will be:
Washington D.C. Jan 20, 2009
and there you can have meeting with
Saruman, Obama and Sauron...

Anonymous2009-01-07T09:44:35Z

Drive, fly ....crawl

First door on the left with the orcs and trolls guarding it.

Have a very hobbitty day

Insert Clever Name Here2009-01-07T09:44:49Z

Frodo, dont wear the ring.... the magical bling bling

Anonymous2009-01-07T09:44:16Z

you have to parachute out of a plane