What phrases used by Fundamentalists just sound dirty?

"Fishers of Men" is up there...

Surely Funke2009-02-12T18:38:32Z

Favorite Answer

"Fill us, oh Lord."
"Give yourself to God."

The J Man2009-02-12T14:09:47Z

There is an old Christmas song that leaps to mind:
"Santa's Stuck Up My Chimney".

Or something like that.

EDIT:
This is an old song, like 1940's.
It talks about how no matter how Santa struggles he can't get out of this girl's chimney.
It is NOT the song about Santa being dead and smelling up the house.
This older song is much, much better.

I've been looking for it online with no luck.