which one of special agent gibb's and dinozzo's rules is your favorite?
Here are all of them.
1. Never let suspects stay together. (Yankee White)
Alternate #1. Never screw (over) your partner. (Blowback)
DiNozzo's Rule #1. Don't sit on the sidelines when your people are in trouble. (Shalom)
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White)
3. Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (Yankee White)
Alternate #3*. Never be unreachable. (Deception)
DiNozzo's Rule #3. Never underestimate your opponent. (Hiatus, Part 2)
4. Best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself. Second best way, tell one other person if you must. There is no third-best. (Blowback)
7. Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille)
8. Never take anything for granted. (Probie) and (Ravenous)
9. Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill) and (Missing)
12. Never date a coworker. (Enigma)
13. or 15. Always work as a team. (Leap of Faith
13. Never, ever involve lawyers. (Collateral Damage)
18. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War)
22. Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (Smoked)
23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Forced Entry)
38. Your case, your lead. (Bounce)