whats ur funny sleep walk/talk stories. I have some good 1's!?

1)My son woke me 1 night (about 12yrs old) insisting he could not find his sneaker & very upset! I told him it was 1am & he didn't need his sneaker but he wasn't happy til I pretended to look for it (He never remembers doing it the next day) 2) 1 time I came in his room to check on him (maybe 8yrs old) & he was smooshed in the middle of 2 dressers behind a fan & had no idea why or how long he was there(didn't remember that either) 3) I called my mom 1 night flipping out for her to come to my house (I was married) cuz Santa Clause was looking in my bedroom window. She laughed & said ur on the 2nd floor! no1 is looking in ur window (especially santa) lol! 4) My daughter got up about 2am (I was watching tv) she came down the stairs (11yrs old) in her shirt & undies & headed right out the front door. I yelled & said what ru doing? She said going to school! 5) My dad thought there was a chicken in his bed so he tore the bed apart, then kicked a hole in the door trying to get it! 6) I chase imaginary bugs in my sleep. My family just ignores me now after so long. Lets hear some of yours :)

Anonymous2009-04-23T21:15:41Z

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those are so funny i wish i witnessed someone i knew doing those crazy things haha

i can only remember 2

1) i was sleeping when i got home from school and i had work later so my dad came in around 1:30 (i had work at 3) and said "what time you have work?" i said "9:30 and i don't like cranberries" they laughed and teased for a while lol

2) again i was sleeping and my little brother came and woke me and i said "you have to shimmy to the right pipe"

that was a weird one, i remember the dream a little and it was strange! haha

bobbitt2016-10-01T14:49:43Z

I sleep communicate each and all of the time. I undergo in recommendations waking up one morning and my mom informed me that i became speaking approximately bananas and shouting "****!" continuously for atleast an hour in my sleep. She did no longer wake me up through fact she knew i became sleep speaking after finding at me puzzled for a whilst. I basically have a million sleep walking tale. mom informed me this too. I have been given up off the mattress and sat on the part for a whilst, have been given up and walked into the wall, walked down stairs and into the kitchen, grabbed the kettle and the toaster and tried to pour the kettle with water interior into the toaster which became grew to become on. i ought to've electrocuted myself. Then she suggested while she pulled me lower back and grew to become off the toaster as my sister took the kettle, I opened the oven and started stroking my westies (canines) face. It became extremely hilarious through fact my sister filmed it and shown the evidence to me day after at present. i do no longer undergo in recommendations doing ANY of it. this is frightening through fact if my sister and mom weren't there i might've died.

Snakebite™ Bazzzinka!2009-04-23T21:14:35Z

I have two. Once I was living on the fifth story of an apartment complex. In the middle of the night I walked out the door and I almost jumped off the edge! My aunt had to come catch me, it was really freaky.

Two, my friend was on a soccer tournament and the girl she was rooming with was sleep walking and in her sleep she had taken off her clothes and began folding them. My friend woke up to her friend completely naked, folding her clothes!

j'adore2009-04-23T21:14:07Z

I'm 16 now, (female) but when i was 7 years old, my parents were watching a really boring movie so i fell asleep on the couch while watching it and they told me that I all of a sudden walked to the living room and pulled down my pants and sat down on the sofa. and my dad ran after me and said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" and i said "pee pee"

HAHAHAHA
soo embaraasssing.
but luckily i didn't do anything on the sofa. hahah

Anonymous2009-04-23T21:12:16Z

when my sister and law lived with us my mom woke up in the middle of the night and heard me and her having a conversation in our sleep while we were in different rooms.

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