Looking for love in all the weird places?

I need to find a woman who loves to rob graves and help me reanimate dead tissue, with a little girl like sassy personality, hopefully she would have crooked teeth and a limp. Any ideas?

vivib2009-06-12T09:58:35Z

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Ok Baron Von Frankenstein, you are setting pretty high standards. I have a limp, I am morbid, sassy, and have one crooked tooth and I am only down I-95 from you!

*toona*2009-06-12T07:46:15Z

Heres a few places ya could check out...

Nursing Homes
Alleys
Homeless shelters
Circus acts
Carnivals
Chippendale Dancers audiences
Soap Opera fan base

good luck!

Anonymous2009-06-12T07:37:07Z

Go talk to your grandmother

Anonymous2009-06-12T07:37:06Z

You're bloody insane.

Anonymous2009-06-12T07:38:55Z

Ask your mom.

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