Did you know that everyone has a Thor-shaped hole in their liver?

Thor loves you and has a plan for your life! (It involves ale, wenches, and combat.)

Professor Coldheart!2009-07-16T15:59:04Z

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Dude, I have an art degree. I can totally give you a thor-shaped hole anywhere you want. I have some exacto knives that'll probably work AND I took a sewing class. I'm practically a doctor. I totally remember most of 12th grade anatomy. There's veins and nerves and junk. You'll be fine...

Anonymous2009-07-16T15:56:07Z

I'm not really into the whole wench thing. This actually sounds suspiciously like Dungeons and Dragons.

Just Ragles2009-07-16T15:55:53Z

Well, I suppose the ale and wenches are good (me being one of them), but can we skip on the combat part?

Anonymous2009-07-16T16:01:02Z

I have been so involved with Thor that I currently rent my liver out,,to the nearest bidder,,

Anonymous2009-07-16T15:59:33Z

All hail Thor!

You can keep your wenches, though

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