What is the most inventive excuse you've heard yet from a lazy student wanting page numbers?

Providing page numbers to procrastinators and kids unwilling to do their own reading isn't something I do very often, especially since my edition of a book isn't apt to have page numbers that will match theirs in any case. What is the most memorable appeal you can recall from someone asking you to do their work for them?

GPB2009-09-09T10:54:30Z

Favorite Answer

I think it was "I'm not asking you to do my homework for me. This is extra credit!"