Christians--When the rapture comes, who is going to take care of your pet?

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 22 states. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.

We currently cover the following states:
Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, North Carolina (new) and Georgia (new).

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.


Is anyone interested in this service?

Anonymous2009-10-02T13:54:30Z

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Would some one please tell me where the word "rapture" is in the Bible? I ran a search on 3 different Bible sites and cannot find it anywhere. I posted the results of one such search below.

Anonymous2016-04-05T17:41:56Z

The rapture is not biblical...but living forever on earth is. Didn't God put Adam and Eve on the earth? To live forever? Yes he did. That was his original place for them to live and he hasn't changed his mind. The earth abides forever. The meek will inherit the earth. Just as Jesus died and was raised up to life right back here on earth, and Lazarus, and the other miracles of resurrection. They were a picture of what will happen on a grand scale. Earth is not a springboard to heaven. Jesus and only 144000 from the earth will go to heaven and rule in the heavenly government replacing all earthly governments. So you may even be able to never die and stay with your pets. Just as the Israelites walked into the promised land we can walk into paradise and not have to die. The pass is knowledge and worship of the true God Jehovah. Jehovah's Witnesses offer a free home bible study to any who want to live forever. You can find out what the bible really teaches.

Anonymous2009-10-02T15:30:42Z

LOL!!!!
Reminds me when I was four years old.
We took a plane from NY to Barbados to vacation in St. Vincent. At the airport in Barbados, this nice elderly lady
had a cute little black dog hidden in her hand bag. While scanning the bag, the dog growled and the custom officer sternly told the lady that she could not take her dog on the plane. She boldly told the officer that if her dog cannot travel she would like her fare returned immediately.
Security was called but the woman insisted that her dog MUST travel with her. The strange thing was all the other folks boarding the flight were supporting the nice. little old lady...telling the security men how unfair they were.
My mom turned to one ot the security guys and said to him; 'Look at you, don't you have a grand mother? Who gave you the right to be screaming at her? You are a wicked ugly man; You are going to hell!"
My dad tried to shut up mom but she won't listen. Mom threatened to hit the security guy with her umbrella and she was detained by the Barbados police and we lost our flight.
I don't know what happened afterwards..whether the nice old lady was allowed to travel with her dog; I doubt it though.
Well, I guess if I can't be raptured with my pet dog, I will have to cancel the flight.

Rick G2009-10-02T17:20:02Z

I think I would charge more, maybe that they will their property over to your organization! They are not going to need it again, and it would help to look after the long living animals!!

If anyone has objection to the above, remember the churches too promise to "pray" family members out of purgatory. If the churches can "prey" on the "believers" why shouldn't the atheists?

Anonymous2009-10-02T14:12:42Z

I belong to PETA, (People Eating Tasty Animals) and I am happy to take care of any pets left behind in the Rapture! One thing's for sure, I won't be going up there, so I can surely "take care" of any animals God doesn't want.

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