Would you like a Halloween laugh?

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

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Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly
....little cute............. And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds to me like she's ....... !
......been ....sweeping around!

Happy Hump Day! :)

2009-10-21T10:18:56Z

I am glad you are enjoying...and Janet I do love you!

tjcmstables2009-10-21T09:33:12Z

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I actually liked it. Those groaners are fun. I was beginning to think you only had one joke. You don't love me any more do you?

jcm (Janet)

n7ybn2009-10-21T12:39:52Z

Thanks for the laugh, here's mine to share:

Halloween Riddles

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always goblin

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
In the casketeria.

What do you call serious rocks?
Gravestones.

Why did the witch stand in front of an audience?
She had to give a screech.

What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.

Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.

Why was the zombie so grumpy?
She woke up too early in the mourning.

What does a sorceress wear?
A bewitching outfit.

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE".

What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries.

Why did the black cat cross the road?
To catch up with the chicken.

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.

n

?2009-10-22T03:55:58Z

Good morning! Thanks for the smiles :)

Here are a few short, clean Halloween jokes from a page for kids, enjoy!

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle

What's a vampire's favorite candy?
A sucker

Candy

Anonymous2016-10-14T10:50:54Z

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"Rockin' Rowdy" Brad2009-10-21T13:39:03Z

That Was AWESOME Sweetie.

Still LMFAO

Thanks For Making My Day.

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