Best Monster Contest!!!!!!?

Make a Monster something Intelligent and Humanistic.
Like a Vampire,or Werewolf. Not those Monsters but Something like them.
Needs to be made up, by yourself.
Cant be Unrealistic either like: My Monster is all powerful. He can kill all with one Punch.
Winner- Gets Best Answer.

richard h2009-11-07T18:43:50Z

Favorite Answer

"The Cheese Bully".
Lives in the fridge and endlessly harasses, bullies and torments all other dairy products in the fridge. He taunts the milk, he laughs at the cream, he mocks the soft cheese.
But Karma reveals itself and at the end, his entire body is grated and shredded and melted over fresh pasta while the others watch and smile.