Hey ladies...if I told you that you had a nice chest, would you hold it against me?
Sorry, but you got me all wrong. I am 35 years old and I've had sex backwards, upside-down and sideways! I was just being a smart @$$ by using the double meaning of the phrase "hold it against me". Get it?
Hold my comment "against me" figuratively....or hold your chest "against me" physically and literally. LOL
Breshathebrat, I want to say thanks anyway, since you misunderstood me and were still nice and polite and didn't attack. Thanks for being kind.