Pick your favorite most annoying questions asked on YA Military?
1. Why did the U.S. drop 2 atomic bombs on Japan? 2. Is the M4/M16 louder than the AK-47? 3. Name the Top 10 _________ (tanks, planes, guns, etc…)? 4. Who would win in a war between _______ and ________ (insert name of any countries you like)? 5. When will I get my W2? 6. Did HAARP cause the Haiti earthquake? 7. Can you add any accessories you want to your rifle when you join the military? 8. Can I be a firefighter in the military? 9. How can I sneak into Area 51? 10. Who has the best special forces? 11. Which branch of service would be best for me? 12. Can I join the military of __________ if I’m a citizen of ___________ 13. Insert favorite annoying question here ________________
2010-02-02T08:26:47Z
I can't believe I forgot "When will World War 3 start and who will be fighting?"
2010-02-02T19:35:08Z
Thanks everyone. It is going to be very hard to choose a Best Answer. I'll have to sleep on this.
Verbal Spartan2010-02-02T07:31:07Z
Favorite Answer
Which branch should I join? I have [insert absurd medical condition here]. Does this disqualify me? When will the military allow homosexuals? I want to go to combat and kill people? Which career do you prefer, Navy SEALS or police/swat officer? Any question having to do with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Any "question" that accuses us of being 'murderers' of 'baby-killers'. List grows daily...
EDIT: LMAO! I just found another one! CAN'T PASS ASVAB TEST BUT WANT TO ENLIST. WHAT CAN I DO?
I'm adding my own... 1. I recently DEP'ed into ________, it's the best branch ever, so tell me about how great it is and how the others aren't. 2. I have a bachelor's degree in Underwater Basket Weaving, where do I sign up to be an officer? 3. I got out of the _______ 2 months ago, how do I get back in? My RE code is 4. 4. Do I have to go on deployment? I totally have a "special" reason that makes me an exception.
Bonus: The most annoying ANSWERS are any that say something to the tune of the Navy being gay, Marines being dumb as rocks, Air Force being the smartest, the Army accepting all rejects of society, and the Coast Guard not doing anything.
I'm a woman and why can't I be a Special Forces, Grunt, SEALS or what ever? I want to play with the boys.....lol.
Why doesn't the Army like gays?
Can I bring my dog?
What if I am pregnaunt, can I quit?
The last one I just saw was, from a young man...."Can I get laid if I join the Navy?" although that one was more funny than annoying...he further stated that he was tired of being a virgin and wanted to know if it was easier to get girls in the Navy...
"How much more does the military pay you when you have your 2nd (3rd or 4th etc) child?" answer: you DONT get paid any more for having more dependents.
"should I lie about <insert major medical condition or criminal history here> at MEPS?" answer: NO you idiot!
"I think my recruiter is lieing even though he hasn't told me anything that sounds fishy in anyway..." or "do all recruiters lie?" answer: go away. (for some reason I hate when people automatically distrust recruiters with out cause, like they are all just going to lie to everyone and tell you anything to get you to join... don't flatter yourself, you aren't soo damn special that they need to lie to you to get you to join... right behind you is someone else who is willing to join)
"Failed Asvab Is There any other way to join the military?" answer: NO
What's the bonus for this? Why did my friend get a bonus and not me? Why didn't I pass the ASVAB? If I have an ASVAB score of 6 can I get a waiver? Where will I see the most combat? Do admin clerks go on patrol? If I"m in the reserves, that means I can't deploy, right? I went to MEPS yesterday, why haven't I received my bonus yet? Can I get a million dollar bonus in my contract because I got a 53 on the ASVAB?