Okay, guys, so I need a monologue. It's gotta be short, like 1-2 minutes long, I'd like it to be funny. The reason I'm asking you guys is that you know me the best and you're by far the most creative. You can write me one, or just find me a good one offline. I just can't find any I like, and I'm desperate! Please help!! :))
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Hey dude.
Oscar Wilde is pretty funny. Let me see if I can find some of my favorite monologues, because obviously I've forgotten the names of them.
There's a good website too. And of course I forgot that as well.
EDIT: Okay, there's this website:
http://www.monologuearchive.com/
For sixth grade I think it was, maybe seventh, I did a monologue from here by Oscar Wilde:
http://www.monologuearchive.com/w/wilde_007.html
And then my friend did:
http://www.monologuearchive.com/w/wilde_012.html
I think they're really funny. Hopefully you can find one that you like :D
Deep Blue
When I needed a monologue, I got a book of monologues from the library. Try there. Or try googling "monologues." Hamlet has a really famous one.
♥Miss Katherine Aibileen♥
I prefer the one in the ending of West Side Story.
Maria: How do you fire this gun Chino? By pulling this little trigger!? How many bullets are left Chino? Enough for YOU? Or YOU? All of you!! You ALL killed him! And my brother! And Riff! Not with bullets and knives! With HATE! Well, I can kill now too, because now I have hate!!! How many can I kill Chino? How many -- and still have one bullet left for me? Don't touch him!! (she kneels down next to Tony's body) Te adoro Anton.
anna
Email me at
annalisefarran@yahoo.com
and I can hook you up with monolouges. :)
Spec Tac
Sorry guy, if I know you the best then you must have never communicated with anyone else, ever.