Has anybody heard this yet?

I couldn't help it.... Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, dude, this is so bad, it's good…..) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Anonymous2010-08-07T05:40:54Z

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That's maybe the best pun I ever read.

windy2016-11-01T11:38:13Z

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Anonymous2010-08-07T05:47:41Z

That is very funny. 10/10

Anonymous2010-08-07T05:43:37Z

He also slept together with young girls at night and claimed he never had sex.

http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8&fr=slv8-yie8&p=gandhi%20slept%20with%20young%20girls&type=

Sobi2010-08-07T05:42:19Z

Gandhi's words and actions are of importance. Who cares if he didn't wear shoes and had a weird diet. Do you care what JFK used to wear or what he ate, its their actions that count.

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