help!!!ill give you 15 points!!?

my class is doing this dead verb funeral thingy and i need a eulogy fast! my word is WAS so try to be creative and funny and you know funerally .

JaneB2010-09-08T06:24:28Z

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To be said in a grave manner (if you'll pardon the pun!):

All that WAS was, is no more. "To be or not to be" is all in the past, as we come to grips with "WAS OR NOT WAS" being "NOT WAS." When it comes to nostalgia, there has never been anything quite like WAS. I would be remiss to say that WAS will be missed when, obviously, WAS would want us only to say WAS was missed. The past is now gone.

crrllpm2010-09-08T13:42:38Z

WAS was and is no more.