On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being John Barrowman and 10 being Pizazz guy), precisely how gay is Luigi?
Well, I mean, Luigi is clearly gay, yes? Now, it is (to me, at least) a matter of determining how gay he is. So, on that 1 to 10 scale, how gay is he? Is he pretty much like a straight guy who just happens to enjoy the occasional cock? Is he a hard gay leather queen? An effeminate, prancing bottom-man who loves taking it hard from behind?
*Oh, by the way, by Pizazz guy, I refer to the guy who made that Pizazz song, and other hits such as 'Peg Me (With Your Love)' and '*** 2 Mouth'.