God touched me in my butthole last night.?

Stupid religious fanatics, I can't to see these hate responses :D

Anonymous2010-11-15T05:56:54Z

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Well, if god is all things, god IS your butthole. Which means that he touched himself. Hmmm... I didn't make this any better, did I? :-P

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