Can you help me with these clues?

It's for the secret sound competition...even if I have the right guess, chances of being the right caller are slim, but it's worth over $10K, so it's worth a try! :)

Here are the clues:
1. Doesn't seem like something you would borrow
2. Therefore, it's right where you left it
3. Good luck finding one
4. It's easy...or should be
5. Most people don't use it
6. Research say's it's safer
7. It saves time
8. Wo...retro...cool
9. Honestly, we can't say it looks good
10. Location, location, location
11. It's all about convenience
12. It's a guy thing
13. No pockets needed
14. Better than a pocket protector
15. Slide on, slide off

Every idea I've come up with ends up being negated by one or more of these clues. Any thoughts you have would be appreciated!

?2010-11-20T12:30:59Z

Favorite Answer

Belt.

Snarky2010-11-18T19:07:24Z

The only thing I can think of is Condom.

1. You wouldn't borrow it, because who would want it back after it was used.
2. It's not going very far after you put it on.
3. When you need one, you realy need one and have trouble finding it.
4. they should be easy to put on, but never seem to be.
5. Lot of people don't like using them.
6. hence the whole "Safe-sex" thing.
7. Not sure about this one, maybe talking about clean up?
8. I have no idea what that even means.
9. Because is doesn't look good.
10. If you don't put it in the right spot, its not going to do much good.
11. It's convenient not having kids or an STD.
12. Guys wear them.
13. It doesn't have pockets, or it can fit in a purse or nightstand or wallet.
14. it protects
15. It slides on, and it slides off.

ZEBUCORE2010-11-18T18:37:42Z

A zipper? or The Brain?

Jeffy2010-11-18T23:43:46Z

toilet.